ACROSS the world people are milking the success of the Kardashian family for all they’re worth.
But a new reality TV show is hoping to churn out a new breed of talent - and they're the cream of the crop.
In case you hadn’t already herd, there’s a new bevy of ‘fat bottomed girls’ hot-hoofing it towards the online spotlight.
And they promise to leave you with some great mammaries.
New UK web series Keeping up with the Cowdashians is the brainchild of Sam Wass, who makes his bread and butter as a director of his family’s Great British Meat Company and also executive producer of its spin-off GBMC-TV website.
Mr Wass wants the tales of his bovine beauties’ daily lives to promote locally sourced produce – while poking fun at reality TV drama.
Teaming up with farmer Alastair Patterson, they selected five feisty ladies – Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kylie and Kendall – who will share some of the beefiest moments from their daily life via the series.
In the first episode we’re introduced to grumpy Khloe and vain Kim, who can’t stop staring at her reflection in the water trough and has her own Twitter account.
There’s also talk that Cownye West could feature on the show.
“Like the Cowdashians themselves, this whole process is mostly organic,” Mr Wass said.
“If there is demand, we will certainly be here to supply. If people want us to make more then keep visiting the website and let us know via social media.
“I feel like we’re only a few episodes away from marrying one of them off or arranging a naked magazine cover!”
But the serious message behind this amoosing venture is to promote his Team Valley-based company’s passion for regionally-sourced produce.
“We are not aiming for Oscars with this,” he said.
“It’s all a bit of farmyard fun and hopefully will make people think a little bit about where their food comes from and how it is produced.
“Good meat comes from good farmers and Alastair is one of the best. We want our customers to know our beef comes from grass-fed cows and, wherever possible, locally-sourced.”